These ain’t your granny’s cross-stitch thingies! I mean, unless your gramma’s a biologist or something. If so: cool! Etsy artist Alicia Watkins makes and sells cross-stitched germs and microbes. She’s got all those bad little nasties you don’t want in or around your bod: mad cow disease, malaria, salmonella, herpes, and more. Why someone would want to hang a herpes cross-stitch on their wall is beyond me. But let’s just assume they don’t wanna get laid.