This is The Butt Towel. As you can see, it’s a towel that looks like you’re showing off your butt. But in reality, you’re not. You’ve got too much modesty for all that! The Butt Towel is selling for $28, which is way way out of my budget for novelty items that will most likely fall apart after a few washes. Look, I think butts are just as hilarious as the next person — hell, probably even more so! Okay, definitely even more so. But even I know that’s just too much money.