OH MY GOD — FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE! Just kidding, y’all. This is the Third Rock fire pit. It’s meant to look like the Earth is going up in flames, but in a way less scary, completely contained kind of way. But this thing’s $1,679! Which, according to my calculations, is far more expensive than just lighting a match, setting some explosives on fire, and watching the world burn. Sounds relaxing, does