OH MY GOD — FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE! Just kidding, y’all. This is the Third Rock fire pit. It’s meant to look like the Earth is going up in flames, but in a way less scary, completely contained kind of way. But this thing’s $1,679! Which, according to my calculations, is far more expensive than just lighting a match, setting some explosives on fire, and watching the world burn. Sounds relaxing, doesn’t it? I mean, if you can forget all the chaos and riots that will inevitably ensue. So yeah, without all the people shrieking in horror, throwing bricks through windows and looting, we can finally kick back, relax, and just breath, ya know? I mean… at least you’ll be able to breath until the earth is engulfed in flames. After that I guess all that’ll be left to do is to accept your fate. I’m coming Lord!
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