This is the Octopus Table. It took artist Isaac Krauss about 1,500 hours to make it. Apparently it weighs like 500 pounds. OMG, me too — twinsies! But my price tag is wahayhayhaaay lower. This thing’s going for $5,000. Me? I’ll go for a couple fish tacos and a soda pop. I don’t even care what flavor as long as it’s not flat. Yep, I’m easy to get, but basically impossible to get rid of. I’ll sleep on your doorstep!