Like the True Clean Towel before it, the Ass/Face Sponge wants to make sure you’re not getting a face full of ass in the shower. Wait, that didn’t come out right. I’m sure there are plenty of nice folks who would not complain about getting a face full of…well you get it. When it comes to bathing, you just shouldn’t put things on your face that were just on your ass, okay? By using this clearly labeled sponge, you’ll never forget or get it all mixed up.