ThinkGeek is selling sets of Geeky Scented Candles. The smells included are Middle Earth (a grassy, earthy fragrance), Retro Arcade (candy, pizza, quarters), Space (ozone), and Teen Spirit (deodorant). So, NOT like stale B.O., Cheeto dusted fingertips, or Parent’s Basement? Yeah, you’ve got a point there — those probably wouldn’t really be big sellers. Still, you get the set of all 4 candles for just $20. That’s like a night of babysitting my neighbors annoying kids! Now I know what you’re thinking: who in their right mind would put me in charge of their own children? Well that’s the thing. Their mom is not in her right mind. I have no business being in charge of anything!

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