The Toilet Paper Man is selling the world’s most expensive TP. One roll of the 22 carat gold 3 ply goes for $1,376,900 and comes hand delivered, presumably by a man with a top hat and monocle. It also includes a bottle of champagne. WTF wealthy people, y u gotta be so extravagant? The product site brags that as you wipe your rich-ass, 22 carat gold flakes will sprinkle to the floor AND cling to your b-hole. Classy! Because what could possibly be more luxurious than golden butt crumbs? No butt crumbs at all. Use a wet wipe for god’s sake!