You remember those little green army men from when you were a kid? Those were molded plastic, but that never stopped me from having a taste swallowing them whole. Just imagine trying to pass one. Especially the guy with the bazooka, yeesh! Thankfully there’s a way you can play ‘Nam and get your nom on at the same time with these Gummi Army Men. Let’s just hope the guns aren’t loaded amirite? I’m not trying to have a bunch of little green army mens pew-pew my teeth out. I’ve only got a few left!