Hot of the heels weiners of their Baconlube success, J&D’s is now selling Bacon Condoms. They’re not made out of bacon, they only look and taste like bacon. Which is probably for the best. I assume wrapping peenor up in pork isn’t Mother Nature’s secret contraceptive. Then again, maybe it is Mother Nature’s secret contraceptive! That lady is krinky as all hell, so who knows? Plus, she’s the Mother of every living thing, so, yeah… now that you put it that way, I’m pretty sure bacon’s not super effective at preventing pregnancy. A 3-pack of the condoms will set you back $9.99, which is a little steep considering you can buy a 24-pack for a dollar at the 99 cent store. And those come in all different kinds of colors! Green is my favorite. It’s like banging an alien!


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