In news that is sure to shake you to your very core, KFC has introduced a burger with cheese (YES!) on the outside (NOOOO!). You know, this just proves KFC needs to stick with what they’re good at: genetically engineering chicken. I bet the Colonel is rolling in his grave. “They put cheese…on the outside? Aw hell naw!” And he’s right to be upset — this is an insult to sandwich lovers everywhere and I will be reporting it to the Sandwich Makers Alliance! Juuuuuust as soon as I finish this sammie. With cheese on the inside. Where it belongs.

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