Because these days a toaster isn’t a toaster unless it’s got a theme, here’s the VW Camper Van Toaster. Vroom vroom breakfast is about to crash into your mouth! We’ve seen a similar $500 version which actually toasts the VW emblem on your bread. But who needs all that frou-frou mess? This one is a fraction of the price and… well, that’s about all it has going for it. The product site describes it as “The one campervan gift everyone has been trying to buy since forever….” which makes me wonder who the hell these people have been hanging out with. Everyone has been trying to buy this thing? Since forever? Look, I’m not here to judge. I’m the crazy who’s been on a desperate search for a toaster that looks like a taco truck. Since forever. So yeah, definitely not in a position to judge.