Archie McPhee is selling this Unicorn/Horse Wedding Cake Topper for just $15. It’s perfect for that, um… how do I put this politely? Weird f***ing couple who’d want a mini unicorn bride and horse groom wedding cake topper. Jk jk, this is completely reasonable, practical thing to have sitting atop your wedding cake! Sure, gramma’s probably gonna rocking a major side eye when she sees this thing, but then again, if this is the cake topper you choose, there’s probably gonna be a lot more weird stuff at your wedding. This thing should be the least of anyone’s concern. So buckle up, gramma, your weirdo grandkid’s wedding is gonna be a wild ride!


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  1. Jenni Chasteen

    Usually I’m not into toppers because they look cheesy, but this… this is a beautiful celebration of two weirdos coming together.

  2. Cornheiser

    I’m not sure if I like it or not..I guess it’s a horse a piece.