Because who hasn’t looked at a bottle of Evian or Aquafina and thought “Sheesh! Put some clothes on,” Kitan Club is selling underwear made for bottled water. For less than $2 you can have all 7 different pairs of water bottle panties. Why on earth would you need 7 pairs of underwear for a bottle of water? That’s more than I own for myself! Including the bathing suit bottoms I wear when it’s laundry day.