Fortunately for all bacon lovers, there’s a bacon version of anything and everything you could possibly imagine: candles, band-aids, condiments, lube, soap, tooth paste, underwears, cologne, booze, hot sauce, candy, toilet paper, suspenders, Kevin… the list goes on. And now there’s even Bacon Frosting. It will fit in perfectly with my current diet, which consists mainly of Mai Tais, Cheez Whiz and the occasional can of cat food. Don’t knock it till you try it! I’m a huge (literally! fat as f***!) baker and will be using this smoky nectar to top off every confection from here on out. Orrrrrr just suck it straight from the tube and call it a night.

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