When drinking in public, it’s always best to go incognito. And I’m not talking about blending in with the environment. I take that back, you can wear camouflage all you want (it suits you). But my point is, you can’t walk around with a 40, get belligerent, and hope to get away with it. But if you walk around discreetly swigging out of a Banana Flask and get belligerent, you’re gonna be juuuust fine. Trust me. It’ll just confuse people and they’ll do anything to let you be on your way. No ways occifer, I hasn’t been drinkling! I’m just low on potassium and have been eating this delicious banana. Don’t mind me! *Glug glug glug*

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