RED5 is selling this Upside Down Wine Glass. You drink from the base of the glass instead of, um, you know, the vessel-y part. It’s definitely kooky and all that, but it looks like it’d be a real bitch to clean. And if it’s hard to clean, then I probably won’t clean it. And if I don’t clean it, layers upon layers of wine film will accumulate and, well, that just sounds terrible to be honest. Thanks, but no thanks — gonna stick with drinking it straight out of the bottle like a normal person.