This is the portable pizza pouch sold by Stupidiotic, which is weird, because there is nothing stupid or idiotic about a pizza pouch. Am I right? Okay, I am wrong and we all know it. Still, a pizza pouch comes in handy any time you need pizza AKA all the time. There is not a part of the day that goes by that a person does not need pizza. It’s like air or water except way more delicious.