You’ve always fancied yourself a pizza chef, right? Awesome — pizza party at your place! I hope you don’t mind, I invited some friends, like my parents. FYI, we’re big eaters. Before I head over, you know what would be the perfect touch? The Pizza Boss 3000! This sucker is gonna cut straight through the pizza and the table too if we’re lucky. Me? I’m not allowed to use knives anymore. Or the stove. I don’t even have a functioning microwave anymore after I put a slinky in there. What?! I just wanted to see what would happen! (Spoiler: My apartment building burned to the ground.)


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