Christmas is less than a week away yet it feels like FOREVER thanks to all the stores that have been playing Christmas music since November. Everything about the holidays is hella stressful—it’s all shopping for ungrateful jerks and spending time with your bat-shit crazy relatives. Of course no one has a right to complain as much as retail employees—they’ve seen things. So if you’re done with all that crap, then you’ll appreciate the anti-holiday sentiment of these “Bah Humbug” candy canes. They ain’t go no flavor, no stripes, or no spirit. They’re just big white sugar sticks you can hit carolers with.

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Via: Oh Gizmo