Oh no, I’m losing my buzz — I need 700 CCs of beer, STAT! This is the Bierstick. It pumps 24 oz (about 710 CC) of beer straight to the
vein mouth. The best part? The best part is that you don’t need another human to operate it. That’s right, you can do it alone! Which is good news for those of us who don’t have a bunch of friends. Or a few friends. Or even one friend. I… am a lonely person. All you need to use this thing is a wall to push the syringe against! Damn that sounds super depressing. You know, I’m just gonna stick to hooking my boxed wine up like an IV and save myself the embarrassment.
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