Because the apocalypse is inevitable and bacon is all some of us have to live for, there’s Canned Bacon. A case of 12 will set you back just under $160, but that’s a small price to pay knowing that, even though the world as we know it is crumbling around you, at least you’ll still have your precious bacon. They say the stuff stays edible for 10 years, but you and I both know the bacon ain’t gonna last that long. Chances are, if you’re the type to stock a cellar full of canned bacon, you’re probably just waiting for the apocalypse to crack into the stash anyway. It’ll all be gone before you know it. And when that time comes, you’ll know — it’s time to meet your maker.

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