Urban Outfitters is selling Finger Candles. They’re basically exactly what they sounds like: severed fingers set on fire candles shaped like fingers. For just $14, you get a 5 pack, which includes 4 fingers and a thumb. Makes sense! You don’t see anyone running around with 5 fingers on one hand. Or do you? Seriously, if you do, please let me know. I need to see this! (It’ll make me feel better about my extra earlobe.)
