Fred and Friends is selling this frame that molds your eggs into the shape of a skull. All you gotta do is slap a side of crossbones bacon and your breakfast just got mega morbid! The skull frame’s a part of a series called Funny Side Up, but I don’t know that it really belongs there. There’s nothing funny about being reminded of my impending death before 8 AM. Noon? Well that’s totally appropriate. Besides, by that time I’m so hungry I don’t care if my food’s in the shape of my one-way ticket to hell. Yeah yeah, Satan’s got me down in the books for eternal damnation, but right now? SANDWICHES.