This is the Sausage Link Dog Leash, a lead that looks like a string of franks. Oh boy, my dogs are gonna be hounding me for one of these things! I mean, until they find out that it’s just plastic sausages. When they come to that realization, they’re probably just gonna be like “But… are we still going outside? OUTSIDE? OUTSIDE?! OUTSIDE! OUTSIDE!!!!!!!” Because, you know: dogs.