Hoxton Street Monster Supplies offers a line of flavored salts made of human tears. There are 5 varieties of the salts, each is harvested from a different emotion or experience: chopping onions, sneezing, laughter, anger, and of course (my favorite!) tears of sorrow. NOTHING tastes better than the pain and misery of others. Or maybe that’s just me? I believe it—I have no soul! Now get over here so I can belittle and insult you until you break down and cry me a river. I’m gonna sell your eye juices for $$$. I’ll be rich! Riiich!