Wine is classy. Even when it comes in a box AND I WON’T HEAR ANYTHING OTHERWISE. Rubber chickens are not classy. Not even if it’s wearing a bow tie. A top hat and monocle? Okay, maybe. In October 2013, Perpetual Kid will be selling this Rubber Chicken Wine Stopper for $10. Well, I know what I’m doing in October! Not buying this. I already told you — I’m boxed wine all the way, baby! They got that little spigot on there. No need for a stopper.
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