We’ve already seen restaurants that offer the company of pretty ladies, kitties, dogs, and owls. The next obvious step would be to open a rabbit cafe. Thankfully Japan is ahead of the curve (as they usually are when it comes to being weird as hell) and have multiple coffee shops that offer snuggle time with bunnies. And boy do they look cute. Unfortunately, these places are full of shit. Wait, that came out wrong. Let me try again: these places are covered in bunny nuggets. And that is not as cute as it sounds. I’m talking about actual doodoo. Which is something that I do not want in or around my food or drink. So while I’m absolutely down to have a hard core snug sesh with all the bunnies, I’m not interested in doing it where there’s food or drink involved. Those turds look like little Tootsie Rolls! Can you imagine? The possibility of accidentally ingesting shit is too great.