Whether your prized grog includes beer or wine, this Legless Corkscrew from SuckUK will crack it open. Dressed up in pirate style, the classic waiter’s friend bottle opener works like a professional, even if it doesn’t look much like one. The corkscrew has easy-open lever, foil-cutter and beer bottle opener, but is designed like a peg-legged pirate, complete with eye-patch, beard, hook hand, earring, black bandana and a parrot.