Want to get grossed out even before you’ve had your morning coffee? Try this perpetually dirty mug sold by Perpetual Kid. Ooh — coincidence? Probably. Okay, if we’re being honest: definitely. Well, at least the grody-ass coffee cup thwarts potential mug stealers from ganking it. I guess if that’s really something your concerned about, this would be a good investment. Otherwise, I dunno. Probably gonna pass for a cup that isn’t gonna make me puke before breakfast.