I’m a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle here is my — OMG it’s a wiener!

Would you like a spot of pee? That’s what I would ask if I was serving tea out of this Penis Teapot. Get it? I’m mature for my age! This peentacular ceramic kettle was hand crafted by Etsy seller The Spicy Potter who’s got a bunch of other penis shaped pottery available in the shop. Cool! I mean, if you’re into that sort of thing. Me? I’m into Taco Bell, asking personal questions, and video games. Penis shaped pottery? Not so much. UNTIL NOW. I just bought out the whole shop — sorry suckers! I guess you’ll just have to wait until they restock.

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  1. thespicy potter

    Hi. Thanks for doing an article on my teapot Brittany. I appreciate it. This particular teapot is one of my earlier ones that I had made 3 years ago. Since then, I have made even more extravagant penis teapots (including a peacock)
    you can check them out here:

  2. Cupcake

    thats awesome!

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