Firebox is selling bottles of Peanut Butter and Jelly Bourbon for $68. It’s infused with peanut butter, raspberry jam syrup, and some Himalayan rock salt, because why the hell not? Kidding, I’m sure they have a completely valid reason for it. Whatever the case may be, it sounds like my kinda hooch! Not that I’ve ever met a drink I didn’t like. Well — that’s not entirely true. I met one or two I wasn’t particularly fond of, but I drank them anyway. Speaking of, and if you’re not gonna finish that beer you’ve been nursing, pass it on over here. I’ll take good care of it. What? I don’t have a problem, you have a problem!