These are Solar System Lollipops made by Etsy seller Vintage Confections. The suckers come in a pack of 10 and include all of the official planets, plus Pluto and the sun. Choose from two flavors: cotton candy or strawberry. What? None taste like Black Hole Raspberry or Moon Cheese or whatever? That’s cool, I just wish these babies were made to scale. You know, the sun would be so big it’s like a jawbreaker and Pluto, just a little sprinkle. It wouldn’t even have to be on a stick! One thing’s for sure though, you don’t have to be a rocket scientist to know that the people who decided Pluto isn’t really a planet are total @$$steroid holes. DON’T LISTEN TO THOSE GUYS, YOU’LL ALWAYS BE A PLANET IN MY HEART!

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  1. Scott StJohn

    Actually, if the Sun was a jawbreaker, Jupiter would be closer to a sprinkle and Pluto wouldn’t even be a speck of dust. If Pluto were a sprinkle, Earth is maybe a skittle, Jupiter is a softball, and the Sun is an oversized beach ball.