Check out GO CUBES by Nootrobox. They’re soft, chewable coffee bites that come in a variety of different flavors like mocha, pure drip, and latte. A pack of 4 has the same amount of caffeine that you’d find in 2 cups of, uh, drinkable coffee. The stuff is sold in bulk quantities starting at $60 for 20 4-packs, or sign up for a monthly subscription and save $6. Speaking of monthly subscriptions, some unknown person signed me up for multiple parenting magazines. I didn’t realize so many parenting magazines even existed! I’m single and childless so I don’t know who would do such a thing, but if whoever is responsible is reading this right now: THE JOKE’S ON YOU. They got some good recipes in there. So there! But seriously, who are you and why are you doing this to me?