This is the Pizza Party Sweater by Alex Stevens. It is the most glorious sweater in all of the sweater land. Want one of your very own? Of course you do! You’re human after all. ACT NOW — it’s on sale for less than $17. That’s a steal! Don’t like pizza? I don’t believe you. The shop’s also got sweaters with a T-rex astronaut, chicken wings, a hula hooping polar bear, a wolf howling at a rainbow moon, beer bottles, a majestic eagle head, and more! There’s got something for everyone! Unless you like nothing. In which case, there is nothing for you. Which is a good thing. Because you like nothing.