Have you ever wondered what would happen if your favorite soda Mountain Dew made sweet sticky love to your favorite junk food Cheetos? Me too. But I was high as a kite. What’s your excuse? Fortunately, Frito Lay Japan has been smoking the same shit as I have: they’re rolling out Mountain Dew flavored Cheetos. What does Chester Cheetah think of all this mess? Aw, who am I kidding? He loves it. I bet he’s snacking on some right now. Chewing, chewing, swallowing, sucking the Cheeto dust off his fingers. And now he’s taking a swig of — wait! Is that? Oh my god, it really is: Cheeto flavored Mount Dew! I… I’ve never seen anything so perfect in my life. Sorry, I mean, I’ve never hallucinated anything so perfect in my life. Stay in school, kids! Don’t do drugs.
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