Lightsaber chopsticks have existed for a little while now, but they’re just, like, plastic chopsticks made to look like Lightsabers. They didn’t even light up or make swooshing sounds when you get crazy battling the Dark Side at the dinner table. What did happen is my mom threatened to take away my TV privileges. What the hell does she have against TV, anyway? These are the new and improved Lightsaber Chopsticks. They actually light up! Unfortunately, for now you’ll still have to make your own wooshing sounds, but be grateful for what you got — I mean, damn!

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