Simply Good Stuff is selling this Ketchup Kritter Condiment Cap for $4. It looks like Satan spewing some sinner’s blood out of his mouth. So metal! But it’s just ketchup. Still metal. And because ketchup gets lonely without mustard, they’ve got a Mustard Monster Condiment Lid as well. Man, you know you’re becoming a full-fledged boring-ass practical adult when you look at novelty stuff like this and think “Yeah, but that’d be a real bitch to wash!” Doesn’t feel good. Not good at all. So I just ordered 10! Never grow up!