Because someone out there thought hot dogs just aren’t phallic enough, here’s the Roast My Weenie Hot Dog Cooker. The stainless steel stick figure cooks your meat without having it touch the grill. The text on the base portion is fully customizable and his arms function as skewers as well so you can roast up some veggies. Then you can have me over for a BBQ! I can contribute a half eaten bag of store-brand Doritos. Orrrr don’t invite me and I’ll drunkenly crash your party anyways. Sans the chips. It’s your call.