Perfumier (which is a fancy way of saying “people who make smell-goods”) Commodity is selling Whiskey-scented cologne.  They’ve also got other fragrances like tea, paper, cloth, gin, and mimosa. Okay, I get tea, paper, and… cloth. Kind of. But the whiskey and the gin? That’s a little counterproductive, right? I mean, I wear cologne to mask the whiskey and gin. Jk jk, I douse myself in Febreze to mask the whiskey and gin. Mimosa? I’d totally rock a mimosa scent. People will think I’m classy!

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