In “Things That Make My Very Simple Mind So Very Happy,” Vine-er Savannah posted this amazing 6 second video of a shirtless dude eating Goldfish like no one’s ever seen a shirtless dude eat Goldfish before. Or anyone, for that matter. He eats those cheddar crackers off of a moving treadmill. It is impressive. Even after you see that he left a crumbly
trail pile of destruction in his wake eat. RIP Goldish. You have not died in vain! Two year olds everywhere are mourning your passing.
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