Hiroichi Kimura, a Japanese watermelon farmer grows these heart-shaped watermelons. Apparently he was inspired by a neighbor who thought it’d be interesting to see a heart-shaped watermelon. That’s cool. I wish my neighbors would bring my curiousities to life. Like take the old lady who digs in the recycling bins looking for styrofoam cups to paint for example. I was like “Hey, wouldn’t it be interesting to see you not f***ing do that anymore?” But noooo, she just stared into my soul and cried “Are you my sister?” and then… I’m not really sure what she said after that. I’m pretty sure she was speaking in tongues.
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