Etsy shop jumbojibbles is selling this Giant Carrot Body Pillow. It’s 6 feet tall end to end and molds to your bod for ULTIMATE SNUGS. This is like the Easter Bunny’s cream dream! The Easter Bunny, and no one else. It’s supposedly meant to cure the pangs of loneliness. Huh. You know what’s gonna make me feel more lonely than being alone? Snuggling with an oversized carrot. That’s what.