I’ve never seen anything so perfect in my life. This is the Pizza Necklace sold by Lazy Oaf. It can be combined with up to 9 slices to create the ultimate BFF necklace. That way you and 8 of your closest frien– wait, who the hell has that many best friends?! Doesn’t seem like a very exclusive title if there are EIGHT of them. But this is totally convenient for me, because pizza is my best friend! And I’ve been looking for a way to express my undying love and affection for my little chee chee nom nom BFF. I mean, besides devouring every last bite and licking the box clean of any cheese droppings. I love you, Pizza. MWAH!