Fido To Go is a Chicago-based food truck for dogs. They serve ‘gourmutt’ food like cookies, ice creams, and frozen yogurts that are formulated especially for canines. I would bet that their stuff tastes good to people too, but I know better. I’ve been tempted by gourmet dog treats in the past and was NOT IMPRESSED. And by not impressed I mean thorougly disgusted. I guess I can’t be too surprised, the stuff is meant to taste good to dogs, animals who like the smell of butts. How similar can our tastes really be? SPOILER: Not very. Hotdogs and peanut butter is about as close as it gets.