Sandwich franchise Subway held a competition at New York Fashion Week. The 4 designer participants were expected to make high fashion frocks out of Subway sandwich wrappers and napkins. They all look amazing. Super fancy. As for how they got all those sandwich wrappers, well, I think we all know who made that happen. Jared. Duder practically lives on Subway! But what I don’t know is how they managed to gank enough napkins to make a dress — those sandwich artists are so stingy with those things. Plus pickles. I mean, is there a pickle shortage in the United States? No? Then what does a person need to do around here to get more than two damn pickles on her $5 Footlong™?! You know what? F*** it. I’m going to Taco Bell.
