Because the world is an WTF kind of place, these are tampon flasks. They’re being sold by SmuggleYourBooze at $10 for a pack of four. Sure it’s mega inconspicuous — no one’s gonna suspect you’re carrying booze in a tampon. Because that’s crazy talk. Why can’t you just pre-game at home and show up trashed like a normal person alky! If you BYOTF (Bring Your Own Tampon Flask) someone in the ladies’ room might ask you to share! No thank you, sharing is caring and whatever, but booze makes the ability to feel feelings go away. Even the good ones!

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