Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? It’s the question that’s on everyone’s mind and the answer is pretty obvious: it was Vader. That guy’s rude as hell! This is a Death Star cookie jar. Man, I love when products rhyme. What can I say, I’m a simple person. Which is a nice way of saying dumb. You can buy your very own for just $56 at Firebox. *spit takes milk and cookies* Fifty-six dollars? For a cookie jar? Thanks but no thanks. I’m gonna stick with storing my cookies the old fashioned way. In my stomach.