Theodent is selling chocolate flavored toothpaste. You heard right: Chocolate flavored toothpaste. Childhood me is losing my shit right now. Time travel or whatever! The stuff is super fancy pants – a tube will set you back $100. A hundo for toothpaste?! Oh, right: tastes like chocolate. Totally worth every penny. Still, I’m gonna give the old Hershey’s syrup a go and see how that turns out. I’m on a budget.
UPDATE: Teeth rotted out of my head. Oh well, someone had to do it. You know, for science! And now we know.