Cheesus Christ!: A Jesus Cheese Grater

Cheesus Christ!: A Jesus Cheese Grater

This is the Cheesus Christ Cheese Grater. It was spotted by Redditor kate__. Clearly the thing is fit for Jesus himself. And as they say, if it’s good enough for Jesus, then I probably can’t afford it. Lord knows JC had good taste in cheese. And by “Lord knows” I mean “I assume.” Remember when he turned all that water into booze beer wine? Well, what they don’t tell you is he also turned like a handful of pebbles into a platter full of the finest and stinkiest cheeses. Yep! You’re absolutely right. I didn’t pay attention in Sunday School AT ALL. I just make things up!



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