360 Vodka has just announced the release of a new breakfasty spirit: Glazed Donut Vodka. Sure, I should’ve posted this a few days ago on National Donut Day, but you know what? I got drunk and forgot. What do you expect? I’m wondering who they’re marketing this to. I mean, if you’re spiking your AM coffee you’re probably a heavy drinker as it is. And alkies don’t need anything fancy or frou frou. Trust me, I chugged a bottle of hand sanitizer once. Sure it was disgusting and I got really sick, but I also got really drunk. There’s pros and cons to everything, people. You just gotta look on the bright side!
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